You made me cry and you don't even care
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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