Don't you send me to vm
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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Life is so much better after having sex.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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