This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Just high enough for therapy.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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