idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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