I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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