so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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