thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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