Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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