That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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