Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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