Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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