For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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