Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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