Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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