I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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