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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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