So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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