At least make sure they are 18
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if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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