After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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