last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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