HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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