we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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