i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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