you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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