Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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