I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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