Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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