Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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