so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Rumble strips road head = magical
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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