I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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