In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I have post one night stand depression
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Randomize