Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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