just come out here and I will go home with you...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize