i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize