Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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