did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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