Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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