when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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