Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In other news, I just burned my penis
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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