so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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