how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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