Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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