it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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