new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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