Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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