All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just come out here and I will go home with you...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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