She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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