So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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