Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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