You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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